NIB is a group that you can find out at nearly every bass music event in DC any given night. They eat, sleep and breathe BASS music. Here are some tunes they have been enjoying lately!
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Need to know more? We included interesting bio from their Facebook page!
Chartered through the B.A.S.S. (Bolstering American Salacious Sounds) Act of 1932 during the Great Depression, the National Institute of Bass' mission statement is modeled after Franklin Roosevelt's famous "Shake ya ass, but watch ya self" address to the nation, in which he attempted to rally support for a fledgling black market speakeasy industry ravaged by prohibition.
The National Institute of Bass is funded through a dedicated tariff on all Sinead O'connor albums as well as a 15% sales tax on Insane Clown Posse concert tickets (Juggalo Merchandise exempted through the 1993 Gingrich Amendment).
The National Institute of Bass provides cost-controlled, means-tested access to local produced events where the music rocks steady all night. And thanks to the Affordable Care Act we can now print our own money and every event will come with a free Obamaphone.